Now taking applications for the position of boyfriend
5 min readMar 4, 2022
Online dating no more!
“Jenny, she’s the center of my universe,” my friend Bruce says mistily. And I think, gosh, I wish I could find a man who’d talk about me that way. Of course maybe it helps that Jenny of the flowing red-blonde hair is a Labrador retriever.
What is it that men want, anyway?
